doubleppk: (You Ain't Nothing but a hoooound doooog!)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2012-08-12 03:36 pm

Action & Video ---> And now for something *completely different*

[Hello Luceti. Enjoying the normalcy after the shift? Oh well, nothing stays normal long here. And so we have Elvis, giving a rooftop performance to put U2 to shame. Really, why the Malnosso decided to kidnap an Elvis impersonator or turn someone into one is probably not a good thing to question. Especially since the truth is far far stranger and doesn't even involve the Malnosso at all.]

[Still, if you're a fan of rock'n'roll, Elvis, Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators (because Elvis was not that short, not that light-haired, and the accent is clearly a little forced), or just impromptu rooftop jam sessions, enjoy this. Who knows, they might even take requests!]

[And otherwise, Elvis will leave the building and go about the village, wiggling hips and playing the guitar.]

[Please feel free to ask why. Just. Why.]


You ain't nothing but a hooooound dog!
CRYING all the tiiime!
You ain't nothin' but a hoooound dog!
Crying aaaaall the time!

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!
YEAH!


Well-a, thank ya. Thank ya very much. [That accent man...]
weaponry: (There's nothing funny about)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-08-27 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
Rock'n'roll must have been really decent to make itself a kingdom. [ You don't seem stylish Elvis! You just seem weird. ] To your credit, you're unlike anyone I ever met.
weaponry: (There's nothing funny about)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-08-29 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Konoha probably wouldn't like anything that has to do with rocks. You might wanna try Iwagakure. That's the rock country. They might have a type of music like that there.
weaponry: (You have crabs? The size of footballs?)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-09-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Why can't they just check their pulse to see if they're alive? And you say it's not a geological term, yet, the motion of the ocean sounds pretty geological to me. Or oceanographical at least. [ DING DING. TENTEN WINS THE SCRABBLE OFF. ]
weaponry: (There's nothing funny about)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-09-04 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not certain if I'm going to heed the metaphors from some guy that acts like I should know him. It sounded literal to me. [ Now that she knows it's not literal, she's just going to act cold and hope it'll save face. ]
weaponry: (You have crabs? The size of footballs?)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-09-06 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I'm a fan of [ Is there even music in the Naruto world??? ] the nice ambiance music I hear in stores. They usually have a bunch of flutes and it feels very natural, like, it wouldn't be out of place to hear it in the forest.
weaponry: (You have crabs? The size of footballs?)

1/2

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-09-16 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
My world tends to have less technological advancements compared to most, yeah.

[ The guitar strumming sounds pleasant, but then the actual lyrics kick in. ]
weaponry: (Oranges: Now with only 10% Vitamin C)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-09-16 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ That song eventually works its magic on her. Her lips twist into a smile. Her left arm crosses over her right shoulder and she softly sighs. ]

That was amazing. [ She noticed the strain. She doesn't comment on it, but, to her, that's what made it real. ]
weaponry: (WHY IS EVERYTHING IN TEAL AND BEIGE?!)

I am SO sorry. Real life just hurricaned for like, a week.

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-09-25 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Proof that men can be vulnerable? Tenten sits complacently and admires the song. Her eyes have a look on them that's completely jovial, but her mouth just remains agape and fascinated at the lyrics. ]

It's beautiful!
weaponry: (WELP. THIS IS A LAWSUIT!)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-09-28 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wait!? The bull died?! Why did it die? [ She doesn't get the concept of bullfighting... or love... or half of these things. ] And why would people fight animals for entertainment anyways? [ She does enough fighting at home! There's no challenge fighting animals! Unless they're a bear or something. ]
weaponry: (WHY IS EVERYTHING IN TEAL AND BEIGE?!)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-10-03 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh! Tenten now gets it. Her face lights up at the clarification and it rings true to this little kunoichi. ]

Oh! So, in other words, there isn't an actual bull? Well, I guess I can agree with that. Even the strongest of men can get knocked down a few pegs by a woman! [ huffpuff huffpuff. ] In that caes, I think that's the best song you're performed yet! [ Tenten doesn't know who Elvis is, so she just assumes that she's speaking to him and, that this little display of Non-Elvis behavior is actually how he is normally. ]
weaponry: (Oranges: Now with only 10% Vitamin C)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-10-09 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
All right! I'm just fine with waiting. It's good if you don't over exert your vocal chords too often. You have a very wonderful voice, Mr. King. [ She's clueless about Elvis, but, she does start to get the feeling that there's a slight change in his demeanor. But, since it's for the positive, she'll just continue to smile. ]
weaponry: (Oranges: Now with only 10% Vitamin C)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-10-11 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
No problem! I hope you write many more songs about your stays here in Luceti! I think you could create some beautiful protest music about the shifts. [ That would probably result in a spit take. ]
weaponry: (I'm going to have his children)

[personal profile] weaponry 2012-10-29 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Protest about our imprisonment and the lack of transparency about the conditions we're locked in and how standoffish they are to us!

[ She is just cheering on all of Elvis' antics. Suffice to say, she has Elvis fever. ]

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