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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-06-03 06:00 pm
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For Justice! And money! But mostly the ... justice money

Do you like Justice? Do you want MONEY? Are you bored and desperately needing something to liven up oh... your life? Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!

Combination bounty hunting, pirate stealing, crime ring busting, anything that will turn a profit relief from boredom!

Apply now for a special assignment made for you!

Also, Edgeworth, I have a particular need of your skills if you have the time and inclination.
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[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be funny, but it wouldn't really get us anywhere.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
True enough.

If you want money I suggest you speak to Commodore Smoker or Vice Admiral Garp in regards to bounty hunting. I'm sure you can handle much stronger enemies than I'm trying to take on right now and they should be able to lead you in the right direction. <3

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to look up their journal names and talk to them then. ♥
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Smoker is [livejournal.com profile] justicereigns and Garp is [livejournal.com profile] marinegrandpa I don't believe either of them are around right now or they would have pinged by the word "justice" but I'll warn inform them of you coming their way. And if your hatred of wolves extends to dogs then you might want to avoid Garp, he's very fond of them.

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not... I have a puppy myself, you know.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right. You mentioned that.

I don't get you. How can you hate wolves and like dogs? Wolves are like dogs but smarter.

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Werewolves are eviler and more dangerous than puppies. Do you know how many people get killed by wolves than regular little doggies? It's enough to make me cry.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Actually pit bulls kill more people by the hundreds than wolves.

And Jyabura's a person too. Killing him should make you cry then.

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, but no one cares about pitbulls.

Your boyfriend lost all person status when he first became that filthy beast.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
The families of those who die care I'm sure.

Tch. He didn't even become a wolf by choice and he's more of a person now than you'll ever be. <3

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Then they shouldn't have let their kids near them.

Aw, are you defending him now Miss Mine? By choice or by not, he's still less human than I am... and yes, miss Mine, that is saying something. ♥
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Then what makes that different from wolves?

Yes I am. And he's the only human I'd rely on so there you go.

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
They haven't killed MY family.

Well, then you and I have very different views on the word "human".
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Then what makes you so damn fired important? Even assuming you're not lying, not all the wolves in every single world killed your family and making them all pay for it just because you can't over your past is pretty fucking stupid. And hypocritical. You loved your family but there people who love wolves and if you kill them you're doing the same thing.

That doesn't bother me. I'd rather not have to agree with you on something.

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Miss Mine, you seem to believe that I actually care about anything that you're writing. Sadly, you're mistaken. Oops. ♥

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
And by the way, you spelled psycho wrong. Just thought you should know.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't use the word "psycho" in that comment. :|

And if you think I care that you care, you're as much of an idiot as you act like. Tee-hee. <3

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
'Calling one, calling ALL. Be you a robot, wolf, pscyho, swords dude, SIGN UP NOW!! For money and justice!'

Aw, that hurts my feelings.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I'm leaving it that way just to bug you now.

Liar.

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
No, it doesn't bug me at all. Someone else, maybe.

Yeah, you're right. It doesn't.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Then what do you care?

Why am I not surprised?

[identity profile] darkheartedhood.livejournal.com 2009-06-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Because you're petty and stupid enough to spend all of your time trying to make a little girl cry. How sad. ♥
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh trust me honey if I wanted to make you cry I'd have better means of trying. Fortunately you're not worth my time or the bother.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-06-04 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
You're not that special. <3

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