doubleppk | Filtered blocking Smoker, Garp, all other marines, and Ace just in case

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Filtered blocking Smoker, Garp, all other marines, and Ace just in case

Still not missing him. Nope. Not at all.

That being said, I am missing some of the sense of dramatic flair. So while I'm not quite stupid enough (like him, that moron) to directly warn my victims even before I actually make my getaway, I did leave a message and I'm being stupid enough to brag.

Copy of message here:

Yo Captain!

Took your handcuffs for a bit but don't worry you'll get them back. Eventually. Maybe. Also borrowed: some cigars, a box of candy, and as many mangoes as I could fit. I replaced the mangoes with some rum. Enjoy!

The countdown (or count up rather) begins now to see how long it takes Captain Smoker to notice his seastone handcuffs are missing. My guess is he figures someone else took them first, I'm pretty sure no one even spotted me on his ship, but there are some clues. I really am getting to be like that moron. My next stop will involve a lot more caution so I don't end up on the chopping block.

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Fair enough.

I didn't know my family much.

Do you want to?

What's it matter?

Well if you want to, then you can just find them, right?

Unless they're dead.

Or if they don't want to meet me.

How would they know they don't want to meet you if they haven't met you yet?

I had a small amount of fame in what I did.

There are reasons to avoid associating with people like me.

? Your parents don't like famous people?

More like infamous people. And most people don't.

Infamous like pirates?

Kind of.

It'd be like if Garp was more like one of those other marines that stops talking to his family when they don't turn out as hoped for. Only more complicated because it's also like if you were 3 when they left you and they never came back. Kind of making sense?

Nope. Jii-chan still talks to Ace and me and dad. Why wouldn't he? It's not like we're not family anymore just because I became a pirate.

Yeah but that's the point. Garp is crazier than most. And he never abandoned you guys.

Tch.

Just... I don't care about my father and he doesn't care about me. And I've never had anyone. I don't keep friends.

One.

One what?

One at least.

At least one what?

You've got at least one friend.

Oh. You, right?

Does it count if I still think you're trying to trap me?

Because seriously. You're a kind of scary dude.

It still counts.

That's worrisome but very well then I guess I have you.

See that's why you scare me.

One is the hardest to get! Two should be pretty easy from here.

I can read it even if it's small, you know. I don't really get why I'm scary, but I guess that's fine if we're still friends.