doubleppk: (red jacket)
So yeah. Kids. Who needs them right? They're brats. And frustrating. And... I don't know. I miss them. I hate kids... but not always. Because some of them are really cool. And I've done tutoring and sometimes it's really nice to see a kid actually not turn out so badly just because I was able to help. That doesn't happen a lot for me, you know? But sometimes. And jeez... there are TONS of people here who have kids or raise kids or tutor kids or are kids or want kids. So yeah. To all of you. What's up with that? Do you like kids? Why? Would you want your own? Do you just prefer raising them? Are you sick of them after a couple of years? Want more? What's the deal?

VERY IMPORTANT SDC INFO No one else will probably give a damn )
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (Default)
HAPPY APRIL'S FOOLS!!!

And now a list for those of you who have been pranked. Some of these might in fact just be lies, made to make you look. Enjoy~

The entire Varia ship's outside should be turning bright pink and lime green with slime <3

Jyabura, I taught Chuck how to meow thanks to Garp <3

Garp, that fountain in your officer's room? It should be bubbling from soap for the next 24 hours <3

Silvers, check your hair color. Is it still grey?

Lucci... you're 100% prank free from me. Seriously.

However I might slipped something into Calgara's pockets during the hang gliding <3

Lambo, remember those frogs? There's now like eight or nine in your room. Enjoy being purple today.

Shanks... actually I didn't get to finish my thing for you. Nevermind. Or maybe there's something also in your pockets... were you even wearing pockets? I forget.

Mashiro I found your jumpsuit or whatever it's called. It's red now by the way but that might come out after today.

Matt, remember that horrible train game? Guess what's the only game you can play the rest of today? But Mello might be able to remove it. No idea.

Mello... I'll get you yet you bastard. :P

Kaku, there's a hat for you... somewhere... don't remember where I put it, things were a little rushed. Anyway, it has catnip sewn into the lacing. <3 (oh shit does that count as a prank on Lucci? Oh well)

Akito I made a sign for your door. Look outside to see what is it.

Prussia, I changed your computer wallpaper to Austria, courtesy of France's pictures. England, yours got changed to Charlie the unicorn.

Gokudera, ALSO check if your hair is still grey.

Brooke, any time you try to play any music on your computer it will play bananaphone for the next week. And if I ever hear another banana song it'll still be too soon.

Nami, some of your berri has been replaced with counterfeit. Good luck sifting which is which though I'm sure if you can't tell, it won't even matter. <3

As for everyone else, what would you say was your best prank or the best one pulled on you?

In the meanwhile, I'm going into hiding for the next week or so until people get distracted with other shit. Also I might be working. So I'll be scarce. See ya!

[ooc: some of these were IC lies to make people look, others I just made up and didn't ask in advance, if you don't want whatever to have happened just make it a lie <3]
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (Default)
Still not missing him. Nope. Not at all.

That being said, I am missing some of the sense of dramatic flair. So while I'm not quite stupid enough (like him, that moron) to directly warn my victims even before I actually make my getaway, I did leave a message and I'm being stupid enough to brag.

Copy of message here:

Yo Captain!

Took your handcuffs for a bit but don't worry you'll get them back. Eventually. Maybe. Also borrowed: some cigars, a box of candy, and as many mangoes as I could fit. I replaced the mangoes with some rum. Enjoy!


The countdown (or count up rather) begins now to see how long it takes Captain Smoker to notice his seastone handcuffs are missing. My guess is he figures someone else took them first, I'm pretty sure no one even spotted me on his ship, but there are some clues. I really am getting to be like that moron. My next stop will involve a lot more caution so I don't end up on the chopping block.

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