doubleppk | Action & Video ---> And now for something *completely different*

[Hello Luceti. Enjoying the normalcy after the shift? Oh well, nothing stays normal long here. And so we have Elvis, giving a rooftop performance to put U2 to shame. Really, why the Malnosso decided to kidnap an Elvis impersonator or turn someone into one is probably not a good thing to question. Especially since the truth is far far stranger and doesn't even involve the Malnosso at all.]

[Still, if you're a fan of rock'n'roll, Elvis, Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators (because Elvis was not that short, not that light-haired, and the accent is clearly a little forced), or just impromptu rooftop jam sessions, enjoy this. Who knows, they might even take requests!]

[And otherwise, Elvis will leave the building and go about the village, wiggling hips and playing the guitar.]

[Please feel free to ask why. Just. Why.]

You ain't nothing but a hooooound dog!
CRYING all the tiiime!
You ain't nothin' but a hoooound dog!
Crying aaaaall the time!

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!
YEAH!

Well-a, thank ya. Thank ya very much. [That accent man...]

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Well, thank ya, thank ya vary much~

[Best accent ever.]

You're welcome! You're a very good singer!

[Grune really is the best at raising egos.]

[That would work better if Fujiko wasn't the most suspicious paranoid person... ever. That and you know... she's pretending to be Elvis. All the girls should swoon over these hips wiggling, obviously.]

Thanks pretty lady~ Got any requests for songs?

Hmm.... Well, what's your favourite song?

I can't say as I have one of my own.

They're all like a familiar pair of blue suede shoes. [Trololol.]

Is there anything in particular you have a fondness for in songs?

Oh, I like happy songs! It's fun when they make you want to smile and dance.

All right little lady, let's try this one, shall we?

[Sings Spring Fever. Because damn it's catchy.]

A little bird, he told me so, he said come on, get on the go
Open your eyes the sky is full of butterflies
The blossoms on the trees stir up the honey bees
Spring makes my fever right

Spring fever, Spring is here at last
Spring fever, my heart's beating fast
Get up, get out spring is everywhere

Well if you feel the wanderlust, just grab a car or hop a bus
In every town there's excitement to be found
So much is happening, don't miss the joy of spring
The world's in love just look around

Spring fever comes to everyone
Spring fever, it's time for fun
Get up, get out spring is everywhere

Spring fever, it's Spring fever time
Spring fever, watch that fever climb
Get up, get out spring is everywhere
Spring is everywhere

[Grune is definitely an appreciative audience--she beams away during the song and even dances a little, and at the and, she applauds with enthusiasm.]

What a nice song! That was very, very good!

Thank ya, thank ya vary much.

[Grune is easily the best audience ever.] It's for people like you who enjoy it.

Thank you!

Why don't we sing the next one together?

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Do you know Elvis songs?

[And/or does Fujiko know any of yours?]

Hmm.... I wonder.

[Nope.]

Okay, how about you tell me one of your favorite songs and I'll see if the King can't just wing it anyway.

Well, we could sing "Let Us Take a Little Seed."

[AKA the only song she knows.]

I don't know-a how that goes, but tell me and I'll try to memorize it for the future.

Oh, it goes like this!

[And in a soft, pleasant voice, she sings:]

Let us take a little seed,
Plant it gently, water it well.
Little seedling nestled in the ground,
Grow up safe and sound.

[It's...not exactly a long song. ~~And there's no music provided in the game. orz~~]

That's a nice song. You know? I think I know a similar one I can teach ya, if ya'd like.

[Get ready for the most hardcore kickass rocking song ever. Nah, I'm just teasing you, it's Old McDonald.]

Try it with me!

Old McDonald had a farm, EE - Ei - EE - Ei - Oh.

[Oh, this sounds like a nice song!]

Old McDonald had a farm, EE - Ei - EE - Ei - Oh~

And on that farm he had a chicken, EE - Ei - EE - Ei - Oh. With a cluck cluck here, and a cluck cluck there.

[Okay this could go on awhile.]

And on that farm he had a chicken, EE - Ei - EE - Ei - Oh. With a cluck cluck here, and a cluck cluck there.

[It really could.]

Old McDonald had a farm, EE - Ei- EE - Ei - Oh.

[This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was....]

[Where's Daffy Duck to suddenly move this into igloo territory when you need him?]

Old McDonald had a farm, EE - Ei- EE - Ei - Oh.

[OOC: Shall we assume they just keep singing?]

[And so they kept on singing until Fujiko couldn't take it anymore and ran out of the obvious barn animals \o/]

Well, thank ya vary much for singin' with me little lady, but now I gotta go check in on someone. Did ya have fun learnin' another song at least?

Oh, yes, I had a lot of fun! [She beams at "Elvis."] I hope we can sing together again really soon!

If you don't see me around, I'm sure you'll find someone else to sing with, okay?

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