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Action & Video ---> And now for something completely different

[Hello Luceti. Enjoying the normalcy after the shift? Oh well, nothing stays normal long here. And so we have Elvis, giving a rooftop performance to put U2 to shame. Really, why the Malnosso decided to kidnap an Elvis impersonator or turn someone into one is probably not a good thing to question. Especially since the truth is far far stranger and doesn't even involve the Malnosso at all.]

[Still, if you're a fan of rock'n'roll, Elvis, Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators (because Elvis was not that short, not that light-haired, and the accent is clearly a little forced), or just impromptu rooftop jam sessions, enjoy this. Who knows, they might even take requests!]

[And otherwise, Elvis will leave the building and go about the village, wiggling hips and playing the guitar.]

[Please feel free to ask why. Just. Why.]

You ain't nothing but a hooooound dog!
CRYING all the tiiime!
You ain't nothin' but a hoooound dog!
Crying aaaaall the time!

Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine!
YEAH!

Well-a, thank ya. Thank ya very much. [That accent man...]

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[Have a young Japanese man just staring in your general direction.]

Elvis. Really.

Ah yeah, honey.

[Strums that guitar.] Why, want me to-a sign anything?

I'll pass, thanks.

In fact, you should probably find a roof where you can reach a wider audience. You know. Anywhere but here.

[Glances around. Sort of. This hair is annoyingly in the way.]

Is this too out of the way you think?

What with the lack of prison bars, it's a little hard to stage a good Jailhouse Rock, you know?

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[ GO HOME ELVIS. ]

Who are you? [ Tenten is slightly irritated by the sudden serenade, but, she has to admit, her curiosity about her new sudden "admirer" is insatiable. ]

[Elvis is home baby! He came back to Luceti~ Or something.]

Elvis Presley little lady. The King of Rock and Roll~! [Hip wiggle.]

Hm. I guess those that say a hereditary monarchy is the worst form of government are correct. [ ...She's not too pleased to see you, King Elvis. ]

[Blank stare, just a little. Seriously Tenten?]

It's an honorary title, rock'n'roll is a little too freestyle to be ruled. Except for record labels, but that's another story. [Fujiko's own jaded musical history showing through.]

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I am SO sorry. Real life just hurricaned for like, a week.

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NP! I do the same thing constantly XDD That is the beauty of backtagging ;)

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[Elvis doesn't exist on the Legacy, and so Grune has nooooooo idea what's going on here. But she does love singing, and so have a round of applause, Fujiko.]

My, that was very nice!

Well, thank ya, thank ya vary much~

[Best accent ever.]

You're welcome! You're a very good singer!

[Grune really is the best at raising egos.]

[That would work better if Fujiko wasn't the most suspicious paranoid person... ever. That and you know... she's pretending to be Elvis. All the girls should swoon over these hips wiggling, obviously.]

Thanks pretty lady~ Got any requests for songs?

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E- excuse me, but... What's a hound dog?

[There are tears welling up in her eyes. Someone she doesn't know is making fun of her!]

A hound dog, mermaid babe, [And note; Elvis is way too chill about saying that.] is a type of feisty little pet that can hunt down just about anything using his sense of smell.

[Southern twang the whole time.]

Then why do you say that it's crying all the time? Are you making fun of me for being weak?

[Just.... stares at her.]

[Congratulations, you rendered Fujiko momentarily speechless. While she's cosplaying Elvis no less. Oh well, you can't keep a good dog down, no no no no....]

No, ma'am. Hound dogs like to wail and howl at the moon, just like I'ma waaaaailing on my guitar, ya see? [More strums.]

Would you like me to try a different song for ya?

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[Have a Lupin. He's worn down, his hair is mussed, and his arm is in a sling, but he's standing outside regardless.

The smirk on his face says it all.]

Hey, Elvis. When did you start bleaching your hair?

When I was-a worried about bein' mobbed.

[Looks around.]

Doesn't seem to be too much-a a concern here.

Aren't ya that French idiot who should be inside?

[Lupin sits down with a chuckle. He was feeling better, after sleeping for the better part of two days, but his balance was still shot and his arm was still a mess.]

I'm not leaving the yard~ But did you really expect me to be your audience from the other side of a window?

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[Action] And a random cameo

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[Action] ROFL oh man~

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[...

It was a very gradual process, but in the end she was going to just crack right up. Oh god can't breathe.]

[Success.]

Well thank ya, thank ya vary much. [Without a trace of sarcasm, because that is how Fujiko rolls.] Should ah be askin' if you've got any requests? [Strums on the guitar.]

[Give her a second, she still needed to get over her laughing fit.]

Can't I just ask for an encore instead? You've got one lined up, right?

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[It's not the most accurate impersonator in the world, but you can't knock someone for good taste and effort.]

I knew that Elvis wasn't really dead.

That's right, he just came home. Bet you didn't know he was a Lucetian.

Big fan?

I knew he was no longer on earth, for certain. And yeah, you could say that... I've even made a trip to Graceland.

[A very serious important spiritual pilgrimage, that.]

XDDD I'm going to apologize in advance for this, it's her canon (awful) pun as Elvis so...

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LMAO, I love it sometimes when canon is in fact THAT amusingly ridiculous! XDD

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XDDD LUCKILY that's all the time with Lupin III

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XD It's definitely nuts

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