doubleppk: (sneaking up behind you)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2012-08-25 03:08 pm

Stealing All the Things / Getting Robbed [Action // Voice]

[Option A is for Action:]

[Fujiko's got a pretty good idea of how this is going to go down. She's been in refugee camps before, she's seen how testy war survivors can be, and she can sense fights brewing. More importantly, as much as Lucetians might not trust the Kin'Corans, Fujiko doesn't trust anyone. In a dog eat dog world, Fujiko steals the bone and runs with it. And so it is that she almost instantly starts stealing food wherever she can. Discreetly. It's not like she's robbing houses or that sandwich you're eating. But if you're carrying a large supply? Expect a certain cat-suited individual wearing a latex Nixon mask to pounce. Not that this really disguises anything what with the form-fitting outfit and Fujiko having been the only person the last two years to genuinely hold onto such ridiculous things.]

[Mind you the blue leather catsuit in the middle of the day, during summer, in the midst of a budding drought? That alone should be drawing more attention, not less. But she seems oblivious to how catsuits =/= invisibility.]

[Option B is for Beauty (Video):]

[After a couple of days of all that long "hard work" Fujiko heads up to her apartment, having assumed her many booby traps would take care of anyone foolish enough to try something while she was gone. Especially with Lupin out of commission. And just how many idiots can break through her traps? Usually just him. She didn't count on just how much determination can get through anything, however.]


I've been robbed! [The camera shows her apartment in completely disarray and the nimble thief dodges a few of her own traps, some that have been set off, others just tangled up into a mess. To the bedroom! And more screaming.] PANTY THIEVES?! [Okay, surely this is just for the camera.] AND MOST OF MY CLOTHES ARE GONE! Ohhhh when I catch you idiots--! [Apparently they left a lot of her trashier clothes. Poor Fujiko. Her fashion sense is so horrible particular that even looters didn't bother with half of it. That or really, some of the stuff could only fit her.]
redjacketthief: @ starkxravingxmad (-fujiko- it's all right)

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[personal profile] redjacketthief 2012-08-27 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Always.

[He smiled, even as he was smacked once more with the feeling of emptiness left in Zenigata and Jigen, and Goemon's absence. He missed them, more than he was going to admit.]
redjacketthief: (too bad)

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[personal profile] redjacketthief 2012-08-27 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Don't blame ya on that. [He wasn't going to offer to help her reset them though--stairs were a potential danger, and he wasn't in the mood to risk it.]

If you're talking right now? Luke and I are at the farm. But I don't think he'd mind it for a few days after this all settles. We could even share a bed...
redjacketthief: (-glasses- confident)

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[personal profile] redjacketthief 2012-08-27 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Not exactly.]

Fujiko.

As much as I love fondling you and your assets, I'm just too tired for it right now. There hasn't been much chance to properly rest all month.

...It's annoying, but I'll manage. You being around might actually help me sleep.
redjacketthief: (-glasses- plotting)

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[personal profile] redjacketthief 2012-08-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you could try. [A soft chuckle.] We both know that I'll win.
redjacketthief: @ narben (smirk-- just trust me)

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[personal profile] redjacketthief 2012-08-27 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that how we always play?