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Stealing All the Things / Getting Robbed [Action // Voice]
[Option A is for Action:]
[Fujiko's got a pretty good idea of how this is going to go down. She's been in refugee camps before, she's seen how testy war survivors can be, and she can sense fights brewing. More importantly, as much as Lucetians might not trust the Kin'Corans, Fujiko doesn't trust anyone. In a dog eat dog world, Fujiko steals the bone and runs with it. And so it is that she almost instantly starts stealing food wherever she can. Discreetly. It's not like she's robbing houses or that sandwich you're eating. But if you're carrying a large supply? Expect a certain cat-suited individual wearing a latex Nixon mask to pounce. Not that this really disguises anything what with the form-fitting outfit and Fujiko having been the only person the last two years to genuinely hold onto such ridiculous things.]
[Mind you the blue leather catsuit in the middle of the day, during summer, in the midst of a budding drought? That alone should be drawing more attention, not less. But she seems oblivious to how catsuits =/= invisibility.]
[Option B is for Beauty (Video):]
[After a couple of days of all that long "hard work" Fujiko heads up to her apartment, having assumed her many booby traps would take care of anyone foolish enough to try something while she was gone. Especially with Lupin out of commission. And just how many idiots can break through her traps? Usually just him. She didn't count on just how much determination can get through anything, however.]
I've been robbed! [The camera shows her apartment in completely disarray and the nimble thief dodges a few of her own traps, some that have been set off, others just tangled up into a mess. To the bedroom! And more screaming.] PANTY THIEVES?! [Okay, surely this is just for the camera.] AND MOST OF MY CLOTHES ARE GONE! Ohhhh when I catch you idiots--! [Apparently they left a lot of her trashier clothes. Poor Fujiko. Her fashion sense is sohorrible particular that even looters didn't bother with half of it. That or really, some of the stuff could only fit her.]
[Fujiko's got a pretty good idea of how this is going to go down. She's been in refugee camps before, she's seen how testy war survivors can be, and she can sense fights brewing. More importantly, as much as Lucetians might not trust the Kin'Corans, Fujiko doesn't trust anyone. In a dog eat dog world, Fujiko steals the bone and runs with it. And so it is that she almost instantly starts stealing food wherever she can. Discreetly. It's not like she's robbing houses or that sandwich you're eating. But if you're carrying a large supply? Expect a certain cat-suited individual wearing a latex Nixon mask to pounce. Not that this really disguises anything what with the form-fitting outfit and Fujiko having been the only person the last two years to genuinely hold onto such ridiculous things.]
[Mind you the blue leather catsuit in the middle of the day, during summer, in the midst of a budding drought? That alone should be drawing more attention, not less. But she seems oblivious to how catsuits =/= invisibility.]
[Option B is for Beauty (Video):]
[After a couple of days of all that long "hard work" Fujiko heads up to her apartment, having assumed her many booby traps would take care of anyone foolish enough to try something while she was gone. Especially with Lupin out of commission. And just how many idiots can break through her traps? Usually just him. She didn't count on just how much determination can get through anything, however.]
I've been robbed! [The camera shows her apartment in completely disarray and the nimble thief dodges a few of her own traps, some that have been set off, others just tangled up into a mess. To the bedroom! And more screaming.] PANTY THIEVES?! [Okay, surely this is just for the camera.] AND MOST OF MY CLOTHES ARE GONE! Ohhhh when I catch you idiots--! [Apparently they left a lot of her trashier clothes. Poor Fujiko. Her fashion sense is so
Option B [Video]
[The wide-eyed look of shock quickly transforms into a furious frown.]
--I'mma kill those bastards!
[Nobody messed with his Fujiko and got away with it--pity that all he can do is make threats.]
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[He sighed, frustrated with himself more than anything.]
If I were there and not down at the farm--and if I weren't relying on my offhand--you know I'd be there to knock heads together.
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I'm gonna ask around to see if anyone in the field has an idea of the culprits.
[Video]
Thanks Lupin.
How are you feeling? I'd come play nurse but they took even that!
[Video]
...I'm doing okay enough. I mean, I'm on a farm and it's hot. Nothing we haven't dealt with before, but uncomfortable.
We're gonna need to get together when this is all over and have coffee, or do something to just relax.
[Video]
Hah.... I could go for something a little relaxing right now.
[Video]
We'll have all of the time to relax that you want when this clears up. I'm personally thinking that we should have another Casablanca night.
[Video]
I'm tired of tears~ How about James Bond or musicals?
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We can totally do Bond, Fujiko-chan. We can always do Bond...or how about Cabaret?
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Option B
F-fujiko-chan?!
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They took all my kimonos and everything! My silky negligee and everything!
[Overly dramatic and fakes hiding extreme sadness into an arm, because she is a terrible terrible person. (Although, at least some of it is genuine, she really does like her clothes okay).]
Option B
Those shitty--! [He pulls himself up to his full height] Don't you worry, Fujiko-chan! We'll have those assholes paying for this, I promise you!
Option B
[Really getting into it and fake wibbling and everything. At least some men are
easily manipulateddependable!]Option B
Fujiko-chan can always depend on me, her brave knight~!
Now, uh... what color was that negligee? [He must know... for science.]
Option B
Some is black, some is rose or blush colored, [Fancy talk for pink] but my best one was in blue!
Option B
[... oh wait, he shouldn't sound too excited. Clearing his throat and putting on a more professional demeanor, then]
They'll be found within a day, I swear on my honor!
Option B // ooc: I apologize forever and ever and ever
[She is terrible and should feel bad, but nope. She's actually enjoying this.]
I'd hate to have to sleep naked until then.
Option B // ROFL omg don't apologize, that was awesome 1/3
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Option B -- lmao I love you Sanji
Option B -- |DD
Option B XDD
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[That's... the meanest thing you can do to someone!]
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You'd think they would appreciate us helping them stay here, not rob us.
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[Not that she wouldn't probably do the same if situations were reversed.]
Are you running into any similar problems?
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[HUFFS.] There's still no excuse for this! [Stamps a foot in raaage.]
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Maybe we can find your stuff? It should be obvious if someone is wearing it.
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