
[Fujiko is mysteriously back from Mallynapping without a seeming hitch. Her abduction was pretty quiet what with her using up most of her bullets, and her return is likewise quiet. However things might be suddenly a little ridiculous. Her guns have been replaced with jelly, squirtguns, and a rubber suction dart gun that flashes a flag whenever it's used that flares "ON A MISSION" If that wasn't strange enough, Fujiko is being... a bit ridiculous. Even for her. Everything is being treated as the height of security. Like she's breaking into Fort Knox. Or trying to sneak through the KGB. Notice a random dash of catsuit rolling by? That'd be Fujiko practically ninja-ing about even though she seems to be doing mundane things. Like getting breakfast. Or simply walking by the fountain -- which has suddenly been turned into an epic game of hide and go seek, and while hiding under and behind the fountain's ledge, anyone trying to get by is getting pelted with jelly or squirtgun water.
While getting her morning coffee, normally she'd just do it like a French cafe, or the way you would expect any normal person to get coffee. Today however, she hooks up a complicated pulley system (When did she have the time?!) and descends down upon the coffee tables to try to steal it before people get back to their seats. Highly impractical? Yes. Lunacy? Perhaps. But she is pretty damn good at it... in a "why would you ever" kind of way.
And meanwhile, jumping from roof to roof, she constantly soars on a random hang-glider. And every so often, snipers more people with jelly. And when she's not in her cat burglar suits of black or dark leather, she's mysteriously wearing army fatigues... which don't blend in well in Luceti. Care to ask what's going on or get pelted with this random madness? And then sometime late at night after all this crazyness she'll make an even weirder voice post which appears to all be some odd code.]
Alpha Delta 1, this is Monica checking in, do you read me? Infiltration successful. The loot's been moved, but the defenses were shockingly weak. Provided the wolf doesn't show up, all shall go as planned. The swordsman is in wolf's bay, but the moon is low. Highrises dip into grasslands, but the Cobra is M.I.A. Copy for the deets on pirates' booty. Blood sapphires in high demand.
[Wait. If you thought THAT was weird... There's a second one following almost instantly.]
Hello denizens of Luceti~ Don't worry about that vault, I'm sure it'll get fixed soon! In the meanwhile, what does everyone treasure most in the world?
[Is that a trap, has she finally flipped her shit? WHO KNOWS. And since when did Luceti have a vault?]